Τετάρτη 11 Ιανουαρίου 2012

Βίοι Παράλληλοι: cold turkey my ass!


Auto to keimeno einai olosxerws grammeno se greeklish - ksene prosoxh kai kanakh parta!
Loipon, gia na eimaste eilikrineis, to cold turkey einai mia tapeinwtikh dokimasia!
Opoios exei yposthriksei to antitheto einai pseuths kai thelei to kako sou! Kai to kako olwn mas!

SYMPTWMATA POU FAINONTAI POLY TRAGIKA (ALLA TELIKA EINAI MONO H ARXH TOU KATHFOROU)
Den einai liga auta pou tha viwseis ksekinwntas thn diagalaksiakh auth yperprospatheia!
Illiggos, nautia, righ, elleipsh autosygkentrwshs, meiwmenh optikh oksythta, aukshmenh oreksh, kati foveres hmikranies, priksimo kai kaoures, flemata, dyskoiliothta dixws prohgoumeno kai dixws aurio, syrigmo sthn ekpnoh kai bouisma sta autia einai mono merika apo auta pou tha emfanistoun amesa - mesa stis prwtes 6 wres gia thn akriveia. 
Polla alla tha akolouthhsoun.
Opws einai fysiko tha tromakseis giati auth einai h fysh tou anthrwpou, eidika tou typou autou pou apofasise na kopsei to tsigaro meta apo kapoio dipshfio arithmo etwn pou karkiniaze anelehta.
Sigoura merikes xiliades filoi kai gnwstoi sou eixan hdh prospathhsei and / or to eixan hdh kopsei prin tous kopsei opote mexri th stigmh pou skotwses theamatika to teleutaio sou tsigaro, h to petakses me nohma ston yponomo, h panw se kapoion allo, h to katapies h to svhses me pathos panw stis sarkes sou (poso theamatiko theleis to closure sou?) exeis hdh perasei apo th fash pou to eksouthenwneis me thewria kai diafores methodous pou leitourghsan men gia ton etsi alla oxi gia ton giouvetsi, etsi eisai kai kavatzwmenos me 5 enallaktikes, practikes alla kai psycologiacally speaking kai off we go: apo aurio eisai etoimos na kalypseis ola ta endexomena kai na elaxistopoihseis tis pithanothtes na mpeis sto klamp (greeklish ki etsi fash kanakh) twn tipoteniwn louzer pou de kerdisan auto to stoixhma me ton eauto tous!
Auth einai h arxh tou telous!
Vevaia mhpws de mporei na ginei alliws?
Oti ki an exei symvei mexri twra, tipota de mporei na se proetoimasei gia auto pou arga h grhgora tha akolouthhsei!
Kai tha se skotwsei san anthrwpo kai pithanws san odontiatro alla kai san gynaika!
KRISH TAUTOTHTAS
Nomizes pws ta des ola omws ksekolla!
H apofash auth se exei hdh odhghsei meta apo mia mera na thes na skiseis tis sarkes sou kai na tis kapniseis kathws epishs kai na psaxneis diafores enallaktikes asxolies kata th diarkeia twn opoiwn de tha mporeis na kapniseis gia kathara praktikous kai antikeimenikous logous. Opws px na ksekinhseis  gymnasthrio h jogging h na pas kolymvhthrio (den einai liges kai oi periptwseis ekeinwn pou aukshsane ta hmerhsia ntous se dipshfio h kai tripshfio arithmo)
Mporei na akoustei apo ta dramatikotera twn klise alla ekei pou synhthws milouses sto thlefwno h ekanes chat h diavazes h evlepes kapoia tainia h gia 10h fora to idio epeisodio tou it crowd kapnizontas twra thes na trws anelehta oti vreis mprosta sou. Meta apo 2 meres antilamvanesai oti auto tha se odhghsei sthn falainopoihsh (h pio akraia sth voulimia) kai de sou aresei katholou san prooptikh. Apofasizeis na antikatasthseis thn hpias morfhs savoura pou exeis stok sto spiti sou me diafora snaks xamhla se thermides wste na mporeis na trws perissotera xwris na gineis therio pou koitountan sth thalassa. Gemises to psygeio sou me frouta kai laxanika! Pineis oso nero den exeis piei ta teleutaia toulaxiston 10 xronia kai prin liga lepta synelaves ton eauto sou na ftiaxnei tsai anti gia kafe!
Odhgeisai stadiaka sth sauropoihsh. Tromakses? Einai to ligotero pou mporeis na kaneis!
Isws oles oi dieksodikes syzhthseis prin to shmeio mhden na mh se eixan proetoimasei gia auto! Sigoura de se eixan proetoimasei, alliws isws to shmeio mhden na erxotan mono otan o kardiologos sou tha sou lege oti to tsigaro pou esvhses prin mpeis sto iatreio tou htan to teleutaio sou!!
Twra koita an thes ton eauto sou ston kathrefth na deis ki ekeinos oti tha se bgalei psefth!
Poia eisai? Kai where do we go from here?
Anapses ena tsigaro giati tromakses me th nea taksh pragmatwn alla kai giati anthrwpoi eimaste kai to denial einai panta mesa sto paixnidi. De niwtheis kala, to kefali sou ponaei , ou-a -ou, kai thes na kseraseis to einai sou kai na ksaplwseis dipla tou mexri na se parei o ypnos. Twra to tsigaro sou se prodidei ki auto opws to prodwses ki esy otan to apokaleses paramytha kai to katapies gia ena niwsimo kai ena closure.
Roufa ton!
Ziggy
Akapnh 2 meres para 1 tsigaro pou thn prodwse opws to prodwse ki auth gia ena closure!

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